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Winning a major prize. Greed or Stupidity? You decide!

June 5th, 2008 . by admin

Ok, I was at a Casino tonight. At 8pm they were drawing for a prize of two (2) Vespa Scooters, worth $12,000 U.S. Dollars.

Someone won the prize.

They asked the winner: “Will you take the two Vespas with a retail value of $12,000 or will you take $5,000 cash instead”

Without hestitating, she said “I’ll take the $5,000 in cash”

Ok, look. If you’re THAT brain dead, then give me the Vespa scooters. If they are worth $12,000 U.S. retail, surely I could unload them for $9,000 and still be $4,000 ahead of the measily $5,000 you took.

WHY ARE PEOPLE THIS STUPID?

…and most of all…

WHY DO STUPID PEOPLE WIN?

I remember a radio contest when I was a teenager. The deal was that every Monday they would draw a random date, and if you were born on that date, and the 5th caller to call in, you would win $20,000 cash.

Everyday I listened, I was so excited.

One morning, they called my birthday, January 3rd!  I frantically began dialing the radio station phone number.  It rang 4 or 5 times, and the person picked up and said “hi, you’re caller #4, sorry” and then hung up.

I frantically started hitting redial…

Then on the radio I heard “Hi! You’re caller #5! What is your birthday?”

The monotone caller said ”its January 3, 1960″

The radio host said “congratulations! You just won $20,000 how do you feel about that?”

<the caller paused>

In a monotone voice said “uh, yeah, uh, thats good.”

The radio show host then said “well how do you plan to spend the money?”

<the caller paused>

Again, another dreary, depressed monotone voice said “uh, probably pay some bills”.

That’s it.

Here I was, on the edge of going insane over the possibilities of having $20,000 and here is this monotone depressed guy who wins the money, and could care less.

In sheer curiosity, the radio host goes “What do you do for a living?”

<another pause>

“I’m an electrician” the caller says in the most boring monotone voice possible. There you have it. He already makes $90K or more per year, so $20,000 to him is just a bag of peanuts.  To a young teenager like me, its a change of life.

So they paid him, I lost, and I could never understand why it worked out that way, its not fair.

Now back to my original story of greed or stupidity…

If you won 2 Vespa Scooters at a retail value of $12,000. Would you accept only $5,000 cash, or would you take the scooters and try and sell them yourself?


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